Boondock Saints Drinking Game

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Easy boys… daddy’s drinkin’! Check out this amazing Boondocks drinking game, courtesy of the good folks at

What are you waiting for?!

Gather your friends, a few of your favorite drinks and get those Irish eyes smiling! Don’t forget to leave a comment below!



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Mandatory Drinks

Drink whenever:

  1. You see simul-action. This could be two people simultaneously lighting cigarettes, putting on shirts, or putting bullets through someone’s eye-holes.
  2. There is a religious reference. For example, this whole movie.
  3. You notice blatant ethnic stereotyping. Or, we’re mistaken, in which case drink whenever you learn something new about a culture.
  4. Someone speaks in a different language. When homeschooling your children, it’s important that they learn Latin, Italian, and how to double-tap bad guys.
  5. You hear three or more f-words in a phrase or sentence. Something like “Fuckin’ — What the fuckin’. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking… How did you two fucking fucks…?”
  6. Rocco freaks out. You could argue that drinking should occur every time Rocco’s on screen, but then your liver would liquefy and we’d feel bad.
  7. Willem’s a total DICK. Possibly the greatest role of his — nay, anyone’s — career, nobody pulls off a preening, self-centered, brilliant, cross-dressing, homophobic, onion bagel-loving, gay FBI agent better than Willem.

Bonus Drinks

  1. WATERFALL whenever Agent Smecker goes into his detect-o-trance to classical music.
  2. FINISH YOUR BEER when a certain sweaty, disheveled someone yells “AAAAARRGHH!! There was a FIREFIGHT!!” and then empties his clip into the middle of the suburbs.
  3. FINISH YOUR BEER once you see Willem in drag, a.k.a., some “primo box.” If that’s primo, what’s that guy used to??

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